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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

So-o-o-o Busy. Poor Guy.

Mr. Cornswalled must be up to his ears in church and work to even update his own blog! Ah well, no matter. I will wait patiently for Mr. High and Mighty to get his work and church responsibilities together. I can see how he's busy at this time of the year - he's likely getting his protest groups together as Hallowe'en is just around the corner. Between Hallowe'en and Harry Potter, it's a wonder the Church of Satan hasn't had to rent stadiums to accomodate the MILLIONS of children being led astray. Oh that's right - they meet in the woods in the dead of night to sacrifice goats and sheep to their infernal goddess, JK Rowling.

In the meantime, I found some of Alexander's Pearls of Wisdom on a few other websites. I saved a bunch of these "rat droppings" in a text file, and I'll post some of these every so often on the right. But there are a few that deserve their own blog post, like the one below.

The subtitle to today's blog is, "Hello Mr. Pot. This is Kettle. You're black!"

Someone posted the following question on Yahoo Answers:

Did Jesus have Battered Wife Syndrome?
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault. You had to punish me, I deserved it."

Here is Alexander's reply:

That's an ignorant, mocking and stupid question. I'd try to give a serious answer but you're obviously just a troll looking to upset people.

To the kind folks reading my blog, I'd like you to know that the bruise on my forehead still shows from the time I smacked my forehead in disbelief. For a perfect example of trolls looking to upset people, I strongly encourage you to read EVERY POST at www.cornswalled.com

There really isn't much to say. Alexander's hypocrisy speaks volumes yet again.

Have a great week,

Anticornswalled

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